laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

This. This right here. This made my fucking week.

Come And Get Your Love by Redbone from the album: Guardians of the Galaxy

real-hiphophead:

thoughtz-and-dreamz:

glowgirl:

starlord-man:

literallysame:

beyoncé 

  • blew the power out at the superbowl
  • broke iTunes servers releasing her new album

this is proof that the world honestly cannot handle her

kateordie:

A collection of all of the things I have designed for Welcome to Night Vale, so far. You can buy several of them through their official shop HERE, and the shows can be found on BANDCAMP.

I mention it because I’m working on more as we speak…

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

mugglebornheadcanon:

613. The band geek muggleborns start up small marching bands for each house and play before and during quidditch matches. The bands, especially Gryffindor and Slytherin, become really competitive to put on the best show.

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

The salmon send their best assassin. [x]

REVENGE

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

The salmon send their best assassin. [x]

REVENGE

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

sixpenceee:

funny-cheese-puff:

sixpenceee:

Reddit user trevordrum's girlfriend was taking a panorama of the room. He changed just in time. 

Took me a minute

Look at the window guys

sixpenceee:

funny-cheese-puff:

sixpenceee:

Reddit user trevordrum's girlfriend was taking a panorama of the room. He changed just in time. 

Took me a minute

Look at the window guys

lizzywhimsy:

megcubed:

The average age in Boston in the early 1770s was 14. More than half the population of Boston was under 21 in the events leading up to the American Revolution.

It really puts everything into a completely different context, doesn’t it?

 #England: YOU DO YOUR CHORES LIKE I ASKED YOU #America: YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM #*slams door* #England: OOOHH YOU’RE GONNA GET IT #America: EAT MY SHORTS (beggars-opera)